Joe: - Hey, there's someone there (he said with his finger pointed in the right direction) Mr. Raccoon, our leader, you're the most courageous here, can you go please? (he added, battling his eyelashes)
He wanted him for so long, but Mr Raccoon was too sexy for him, he knew it...
Mr. Raccoon: - Alright I'm going! (he responded in a suave voice tone)
He appraoched the good looking man and said:
Mr Raccoon: - Hey hot stuff, are you dead, or you're just sleeping?
???: -I WAS sleeping, (he groaned) I had a very long night in town fucking all the women...They all want me. Hey, by the way, are you the famous Mr Raccoon, the God of sex and the new singer of Fall Out Boy, known everywhere?
Mr Sexy Raccoon: -Yes it's me...
???: -Oh my God, I'm so pleased to meet you, you're my role model. Please can I see your big attributes? I'm so jealous of them.
Mr Raccoon: -Of course...NOT Mr...I don't even know your name.
???: -Oh sorry...I present myself: I'm Ryan Ross, from Panic! at the disco also known as Christian the man whore.
The whole band was now making a circle around the new boy.
Andy (also known as the little girl of the band): -A man whore? What's that?
Pete (with a strange grin on his face): -Nothing interesting...
Mathieu Marcotte: -How much is it? ( he asked while looking for money in his purse)
Mr Raccoon: -We don't have time for this now Mathieu Marcotte, we have to continue our way back home.
Christian (Ryan dont forget): -Can I go with you? I have to learn from the sex master. Did you know that a lot of people I have fucked were screaming your name during orgasm?
Mr Raccoon: -Yes I knew it...I'm the most popular bachelor in all the world. Girls are always after me. This is my second outfit today because the fans at the concert ripped the first one, screaming and crying, and when they saw my big attributes, they fainted. You know...that kind of stuff happens to me all the time, but the answer to your request is yes. I think we need a man whore in this team.
Christian (screaming) : -HUUURRAAAAYYY!!! So I'm ready!
Mathieu Marcotte: -I'm REALLY happy to have you by my side!
Christian: -Me too.
The only one who was unhappy of the situation was Pete. Of course, having Mr Sexy Raccoon in the band was tough for his ego...But this man whore...shit! The job of his dreams! And with Christian and Mr Raccoon in the band, the fans would surely stop noticing him.
So the band, with a new member were going back home to live an all new adventure full of hot guys, hot raccoons, hot sex...and maybe love stories too, who knows...
TO BE CONTINUED...