Chapter 1: The EXCELLENT beginning of an EXCELLENT journey.

Chapter 1: The EXCELLENT beginning of an EXCELLENT journey.
The team of Mr.Raccoon, the newly hired lead singer of the famous band Fall Out Boy, was resting from another concert, backstage; they were eating cream pies. Suddently, Joe saw something near the speakers. A gorgeous man was lying there.

Joe: - Hey, there's someone there (he said with his finger pointed in the right direction) Mr. Raccoon, our leader, you're the most courageous here, can you go please? (he added, battling his eyelashes)

He wanted him for so long, but Mr Raccoon was too sexy for him, he knew it...

Mr. Raccoon: - Alright I'm going! (he responded in a suave voice tone)

He appraoched the good looking man and said:

Mr Raccoon: - Hey hot stuff, are you dead, or you're just sleeping?

???: -I WAS sleeping, (he groaned) I had a very long night in town fucking all the women...They all want me. Hey, by the way, are you the famous Mr Raccoon, the God of sex and the new singer of Fall Out Boy, known everywhere?

Mr Sexy Raccoon: -Yes it's me...

???: -Oh my God, I'm so pleased to meet you, you're my role model. Please can I see your big attributes? I'm so jealous of them.

Mr Raccoon: -Of course...NOT Mr...I don't even know your name.

???: -Oh sorry...I present myself: I'm Ryan Ross, from Panic! at the disco also known as Christian the man whore.

The whole band was now making a circle around the new boy.

Andy (also known as the little girl of the band): -A man whore? What's that?

Pete (with a strange grin on his face): -Nothing interesting...

Mathieu Marcotte: -How much is it? ( he asked while looking for money in his purse)

Mr Raccoon: -We don't have time for this now Mathieu Marcotte, we have to continue our way back home.

Christian (Ryan dont forget): -Can I go with you? I have to learn from the sex master. Did you know that a lot of people I have fucked were screaming your name during orgasm?

Mr Raccoon: -Yes I knew it...I'm the most popular bachelor in all the world. Girls are always after me. This is my second outfit today because the fans at the concert ripped the first one, screaming and crying, and when they saw my big attributes, they fainted. You know...that kind of stuff happens to me all the time, but the answer to your request is yes. I think we need a man whore in this team.

Christian (screaming) : -HUUURRAAAAYYY!!! So I'm ready!

Mathieu Marcotte: -I'm REALLY happy to have you by my side!

Christian: -Me too.

The only one who was unhappy of the situation was Pete. Of course, having Mr Sexy Raccoon in the band was tough for his ego...But this man whore...shit! The job of his dreams! And with Christian and Mr Raccoon in the band, the fans would surely stop noticing him.

So the band, with a new member were going back home to live an all new adventure full of hot guys, hot raccoons, hot sex...and maybe love stories too, who knows...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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# Posté le lundi 03 septembre 2007 02:55

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Chapter 2: Skinny Dipping in Africa

Chapter 2: Skinny Dipping in Africa
The tour was now finished, so the band took a well deserved rest in their favorite continent: Africa. They were staying near the hot springs, we all know the water in Africa is the best. Patrick and Pete had left to practice in the studio of their luxurious villa. So it was safe for Mathieu Marcotte and Joe to hit the hot spring...naked.

Mathieu Marcotte: - Hey, Joe, we should go for a bath before Pete gets back.

Joe: yeah cool! Hey, Mr Raccoon, wanna join us(in a sultry voice)?

Mr Raccoon: No thank you, I'll tell Christian to join you when he gets back from work.

At the mention of Christian's name, both guys started giggling.

At the hot spring:

Joe: You know, it's too bad Mr Raccoon couldnt join us, I was really hoping to have a peak at his notorious attributes...but at least we'll get to see Christian's (with a dreamy look on his face).

Mathieu Marcotte: - I thought you liked Patrick?!?!?! But I can't really blame you for noticing Mr Raccoon and Christian cuz they're both soooo good in bed, or so i've heard. ( trying not to show how impresse he really was)

Joe: - I do love Patrick, but I can't help myself around Mr Raccoon. Even his aura is sexy and he REALLY knows how to talk to the boys(the dreamy look once again back on his face)

Mathieu Marcotte: - I totally know how you feel... I mean as much as I love Pete, it's hard to control myself around such hotties.

Mathieu Marcotte could continue all day talking about the raccoon and the sexy man whore guitarist. but was interrupted by an all too familiar sound coming from a nearby bush.

Mathieu Marcotte: PETE!!! I swear if you're trying to peek at me while i'm skinny dipping again, I'll hit you with a rock...from africa!!!( enraged that the lecherous musician would still try to peek after the many injuries he had dealt him)

Both guys were astonished when they saw Christian come out of the bush...completly naked. Usually, they wouldn't allow the other guys to see them in that state, but they were hypnotized by the size of Christian's attributes.

Joe: - Oh my God, are you related to Mr Raccoon? I thought he was the only one with such incredible attributes (he was close to fainting)

Christian: - People ask me that question all the time, but sadly no...It would be such an honour to be related to the great God of Sex (almost in tears).

Mathieu Marcotte: - Don't cry Christian, I swear your goods are very impressive, if you keep learning from your master Mr Raccoon, you'll soon learn the ultimate man whore techniques.(trying to confort him)

And thus began the incredible quest of Christian, searching to master the ultimate techniques; only accessible to the most skilled man whores.

TO BE CONTINUED...


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# Posté le lundi 03 septembre 2007 03:51

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Chapter 3: The sexy evil plan of Christian

After the bath in the hot spring, the band reunited at a camp fire. A bird wast roasting on the fire and they were ready to eat it.

Andy: - Is it ready soon? I'm so hungry!

Christian: - Me too, I'm hungry...hungry for the body of Mr. Raccoon. (he said with a dirty look on his face)

If Mr. Raccoon could blush, he would probably be red like a cherry right now, but he just looked down in silence.

Patrick: - The dinner is ready (he said while cutting the roasted bird).

Mathieu Marcotte and Joe were whispering and giggling together; talking about what they saw at the hot spring that afternoon. Patrick and Pete were also in a deep conversation about their manager crazyness. So Christian sat right next to his idol: the Raccoon himself.

Christian: -Mr. Like you already know, you are my role model. So can I ask you a few questions about your luxurious sex manners?

Mr. Raccoon: - Off course. You can be my student and I can teach you everything i know about sex and how to give lots of pleasure. You know, my raccoon attributes are specifically trained to do that, I've heard yours are quite powerfull and impressive as well.

Christian: - Oh my God! Thank you so much! This comment from you is the most wonderfull thing I've heard I can die now, happy and in peace... (a tear roled down his cheek)

Mr Raccoon was also touched by the kindness of his new friend. The idea of being more than friends with him began to run in his mind.

Mr Raccoon: - So... What do you want to know about it? (his voice is too enthusiastic)

Christian: - First of all, I would like to know how many women have you had? I'm at 2000. And my dream is to have more than the master but knowing I'm not immortal, sadly I could never break your record.

Mr Raccoon: (laughing) - Of course not... On the Mr Raccoon day, you surely know the day in my honor, it happens in all the towns in the world... So, on that day only, I fuck 2000 women and that's once a year. My usual week is around that number too. So maybe... I would say more than 100 000 approximatly. I think Joe and Mathieu Marcotte are the only two people I've never touched. They belong to Patrick and Pete, but I know if I give them the pleasure of my body, thei'rr gonna be after me for the rest of my life. And that's not good for the band's sake.

Christian nodded at the answer of Mr Raccoon but he started thinking: if I can't beat him by the numbers, maybe I can have the only two people he's never had. So I would be almost his equal... The rest of the team had no clue about the sexy evil plan of Christian.
Chapter 3: The sexy evil plan of Christian
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# Posté le lundi 03 septembre 2007 04:20

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Chapter 4: Mathieu Marcotte and Christian: Now we're even.

Chapter 4: Mathieu Marcotte and Christian: Now we're even.
The next morning, Christian woke up more determined than ever to accomplish his sexy evil deeds...
He decided to work on MathieuMarcotte first. According to what he'd seen and heard, he was in love with pete... But that would'nt stop him. Christian, who was not as evil as he seemed. Tought he'd even be doing them a favor by sleeping with him. Mathieu Marcotte would finally give the womanizing musician a taste of his own medecine. He decide to meet Mathieu Marcotte and work on his plan.
Mathieu Marcotte was sitting in the Sahara desert next to Pete who was whispering in his ear.

Christian: - Hey Pete! I just saw your manager... He went that way. (said with a very bas acting voice)

Pete: - Mathieu Marcotte! Stay here! I'll take care of the manager.

Pete runs off into the distance.

Christian (thinking): hehehe... What a loser... He actually fell for it. (He sits next to Mathieu Marcotte)

Mathieu Marcotte: -Oh Christian, you're looking awfully sexy today... Are those new underwear? I like the shinny material!

Indeed, Christian had specifically picked his tightest undies to show off his biggest advantage.

Christian: -Oh thank you I'm glad you noticed...(he said with a sly grin) So... Now that I've gotten rid of Pete, my dear Mathieu Marcotte, shall we get down to business? (immediatly followed by his trademark suggestive wink)

Mathieu Marcotte: - Christian!!! Didn't Mr Raccoon tell you about the rule? No matter how sexy you are, or how big you're attributes are, we can't have sex together for the band sake. Otherwise, Joe and I would have slept with Mr Raccoon ages ago!

Christian: - Oh... Well... Maybe THIS will convince you...

Christian rummaged trough his purse (yes, he wears a purse because there are no pockets in his skin thight underwear) and pulled out a small green item that look like a leaf.

Christian: - This, my dear, is the world famous "Leaf of Lust". Ihave taken it in Mr Raccoon's belongings, it is said to increase the users attributes.

Mathieu Marcotte: - Do you know how to use it?

Christian: - Of course, it's one of the first man-whore techniques i've learned, allow me to show you.

Christian stood up and threw the leaf on himself.

Christian (screaming): - LEAF OF LUST!!!!!!!!

Christian was surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke. What he didn't know was that Mr Raccoon leaf of lust was different from the common ones he was used to; so when the cloud finally dissipated, Christian was shocked to find himself looking like a big, ugly, yellow flying worm!

Mathieu Marcotte: - Oh no!!! You used Mr Raccoon leaf of lust! (he's beginning to panic) You have to transform back to your human form! Only Mr Raccoon can handle that transformation. (Now screaming)

Another cloud of smoke appeared and Christian was backto his former self.

Christian: - So... Did my attributes seem bigger in that form?

Mathieu Marcotte: -Not really... Do big ugly yellow flying worm even have attributes?

Christian: - I'm not sure... But anyway, let's get it on! (he said while dancing stupidly)

Mathieu Marcotte: - Fine... It's time I teach Pete a lesson anyway. After I sleep with you, me and Pete will finally be even and I don't have to get mad at him anymorefor his constant pervert manners.

So that night, Christian accomplished his first goal. He then took the virginity of sensitive Mathieu Marcotte. The next day, he wpuld get Joe...


TO BE CONTINUED....
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# Posté le lundi 03 septembre 2007 04:53

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Chapter 5: Christian and Joe meets sexily in the african jungle.

Chapter 5: Christian and Joe meets sexily in the african jungle.
Christian woke up the next morning but Mathieu Marcotte was not lying by his side anymore. He probably woke up earlyer; not to be suspected by the rest of the band. He didn't want the others to know what they did. Especially Mathieu Marcotte almost boyfriend: Pete. It was to bad for him, but Christian had no remorse. One of his goals was achieved. So he began to reflect on a new plan for the second guy: Joe.

**Later that day**

Later that day, Joe was working out in the jungle. Christian ran into him, apparently by mistake, with some bananas on his shoulder.

Christian: - Oh Joe! Sorry, I was taking a walk and I got lost! I'm so glad to see you! You are my savior, nobel sir.

Joe: - Oh thank you.

But Joe couldn't stop thinking of what he felt in the collision with Christian. Was it his big attributes? Gosh! It could'nt be... It was SOOOOO huge! But he really had to know. He wanted to see them... Maybe even touch them... And maybe more! But...

Christian: - What are you thinking about my handsome lord?

Joe (feeling trapped) : - I was thinking about you... your... att... attributes... (with a shy voice:) Christian... I have a confession.

Christian: - Don't worry, you can trust me and tell me anything. I'm a good boy you know. I love puppies, flowers and children!

Joe was totally under his charm.

Joe: - Allright. So... I am not really experienced in the sex things...I want you to know that... I'm still a virgin and I would like to stop being one. I wanted to do it with Patrick but I don't know how...Can you teach me please?

Joe wanted to do it for the sake of his couple with Patrick. He wanted to please him so much and Christian was the only one who could help him... And of course... Joe badly wanted to see his attributes!!!

Christian: - I'm really touched by your request and I want to teach you anything ou want. You're gonna be my sex student. Let's go in my room right now to start the first lesson.

Christian was so happy! And it was so easy... He wanted to charm Joe with compliments but, once again, his body parts (mostly his well known big attributes, of course) did all the job. So they entered his room and stayed there until dinner.

When they finally came out...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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# Posté le lundi 03 septembre 2007 15:56

Modifié le mardi 04 septembre 2007 02:19