The tour was now finished, so the band took a well deserved rest in their favorite continent: Africa. They were staying near the hot springs, we all know the water in Africa is the best. Patrick and Pete had left to practice in the studio of their luxurious villa. So it was safe for Mathieu Marcotte and Joe to hit the hot spring...naked.
Mathieu Marcotte: - Hey, Joe, we should go for a bath before Pete gets back.
Joe: yeah cool! Hey, Mr Raccoon, wanna join us(in a sultry voice)?
Mr Raccoon: No thank you, I'll tell Christian to join you when he gets back from work.
At the mention of Christian's name, both guys started giggling.
At the hot spring:
Joe: You know, it's too bad Mr Raccoon couldnt join us, I was really hoping to have a peak at his notorious attributes...but at least we'll get to see Christian's (with a dreamy look on his face).
Mathieu Marcotte: - I thought you liked Patrick?!?!?! But I can't really blame you for noticing Mr Raccoon and Christian cuz they're both soooo good in bed, or so i've heard. ( trying not to show how impresse he really was)
Joe: - I do love Patrick, but I can't help myself around Mr Raccoon. Even his aura is sexy and he REALLY knows how to talk to the boys(the dreamy look once again back on his face)
Mathieu Marcotte: - I totally know how you feel... I mean as much as I love Pete, it's hard to control myself around such hotties.
Mathieu Marcotte could continue all day talking about the raccoon and the sexy man whore guitarist. but was interrupted by an all too familiar sound coming from a nearby bush.
Mathieu Marcotte: PETE!!! I swear if you're trying to peek at me while i'm skinny dipping again, I'll hit you with a rock...from africa!!!( enraged that the lecherous musician would still try to peek after the many injuries he had dealt him)
Both guys were astonished when they saw Christian come out of the bush...completly naked. Usually, they wouldn't allow the other guys to see them in that state, but they were hypnotized by the size of Christian's attributes.
Joe: - Oh my God, are you related to Mr Raccoon? I thought he was the only one with such incredible attributes (he was close to fainting)
Christian: - People ask me that question all the time, but sadly no...It would be such an honour to be related to the great God of Sex (almost in tears).
Mathieu Marcotte: - Don't cry Christian, I swear your goods are very impressive, if you keep learning from your master Mr Raccoon, you'll soon learn the ultimate man whore techniques.(trying to confort him)
And thus began the incredible quest of Christian, searching to master the ultimate techniques; only accessible to the most skilled man whores.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Mathieu Marcotte: - Hey, Joe, we should go for a bath before Pete gets back.
Joe: yeah cool! Hey, Mr Raccoon, wanna join us(in a sultry voice)?
Mr Raccoon: No thank you, I'll tell Christian to join you when he gets back from work.
At the mention of Christian's name, both guys started giggling.
At the hot spring:
Joe: You know, it's too bad Mr Raccoon couldnt join us, I was really hoping to have a peak at his notorious attributes...but at least we'll get to see Christian's (with a dreamy look on his face).
Mathieu Marcotte: - I thought you liked Patrick?!?!?! But I can't really blame you for noticing Mr Raccoon and Christian cuz they're both soooo good in bed, or so i've heard. ( trying not to show how impresse he really was)
Joe: - I do love Patrick, but I can't help myself around Mr Raccoon. Even his aura is sexy and he REALLY knows how to talk to the boys(the dreamy look once again back on his face)
Mathieu Marcotte: - I totally know how you feel... I mean as much as I love Pete, it's hard to control myself around such hotties.
Mathieu Marcotte could continue all day talking about the raccoon and the sexy man whore guitarist. but was interrupted by an all too familiar sound coming from a nearby bush.
Mathieu Marcotte: PETE!!! I swear if you're trying to peek at me while i'm skinny dipping again, I'll hit you with a rock...from africa!!!( enraged that the lecherous musician would still try to peek after the many injuries he had dealt him)
Both guys were astonished when they saw Christian come out of the bush...completly naked. Usually, they wouldn't allow the other guys to see them in that state, but they were hypnotized by the size of Christian's attributes.
Joe: - Oh my God, are you related to Mr Raccoon? I thought he was the only one with such incredible attributes (he was close to fainting)
Christian: - People ask me that question all the time, but sadly no...It would be such an honour to be related to the great God of Sex (almost in tears).
Mathieu Marcotte: - Don't cry Christian, I swear your goods are very impressive, if you keep learning from your master Mr Raccoon, you'll soon learn the ultimate man whore techniques.(trying to confort him)
And thus began the incredible quest of Christian, searching to master the ultimate techniques; only accessible to the most skilled man whores.
TO BE CONTINUED...
