After the bath in the hot spring, the band reunited at a camp fire. A bird wast roasting on the fire and they were ready to eat it.
Andy: - Is it ready soon? I'm so hungry!
Christian: - Me too, I'm hungry...hungry for the body of Mr. Raccoon. (he said with a dirty look on his face)
If Mr. Raccoon could blush, he would probably be red like a cherry right now, but he just looked down in silence.
Patrick: - The dinner is ready (he said while cutting the roasted bird).
Mathieu Marcotte and Joe were whispering and giggling together; talking about what they saw at the hot spring that afternoon. Patrick and Pete were also in a deep conversation about their manager crazyness. So Christian sat right next to his idol: the Raccoon himself.
Christian: -Mr. Like you already know, you are my role model. So can I ask you a few questions about your luxurious sex manners?
Mr. Raccoon: - Off course. You can be my student and I can teach you everything i know about sex and how to give lots of pleasure. You know, my raccoon attributes are specifically trained to do that, I've heard yours are quite powerfull and impressive as well.
Christian: - Oh my God! Thank you so much! This comment from you is the most wonderfull thing I've heard I can die now, happy and in peace... (a tear roled down his cheek)
Mr Raccoon was also touched by the kindness of his new friend. The idea of being more than friends with him began to run in his mind.
Mr Raccoon: - So... What do you want to know about it? (his voice is too enthusiastic)
Christian: - First of all, I would like to know how many women have you had? I'm at 2000. And my dream is to have more than the master but knowing I'm not immortal, sadly I could never break your record.
Mr Raccoon: (laughing) - Of course not... On the Mr Raccoon day, you surely know the day in my honor, it happens in all the towns in the world... So, on that day only, I fuck 2000 women and that's once a year. My usual week is around that number too. So maybe... I would say more than 100 000 approximatly. I think Joe and Mathieu Marcotte are the only two people I've never touched. They belong to Patrick and Pete, but I know if I give them the pleasure of my body, thei'rr gonna be after me for the rest of my life. And that's not good for the band's sake.
Christian nodded at the answer of Mr Raccoon but he started thinking: if I can't beat him by the numbers, maybe I can have the only two people he's never had. So I would be almost his equal... The rest of the team had no clue about the sexy evil plan of Christian.
Andy: - Is it ready soon? I'm so hungry!
Christian: - Me too, I'm hungry...hungry for the body of Mr. Raccoon. (he said with a dirty look on his face)
If Mr. Raccoon could blush, he would probably be red like a cherry right now, but he just looked down in silence.
Patrick: - The dinner is ready (he said while cutting the roasted bird).
Mathieu Marcotte and Joe were whispering and giggling together; talking about what they saw at the hot spring that afternoon. Patrick and Pete were also in a deep conversation about their manager crazyness. So Christian sat right next to his idol: the Raccoon himself.
Christian: -Mr. Like you already know, you are my role model. So can I ask you a few questions about your luxurious sex manners?
Mr. Raccoon: - Off course. You can be my student and I can teach you everything i know about sex and how to give lots of pleasure. You know, my raccoon attributes are specifically trained to do that, I've heard yours are quite powerfull and impressive as well.
Christian: - Oh my God! Thank you so much! This comment from you is the most wonderfull thing I've heard I can die now, happy and in peace... (a tear roled down his cheek)
Mr Raccoon was also touched by the kindness of his new friend. The idea of being more than friends with him began to run in his mind.
Mr Raccoon: - So... What do you want to know about it? (his voice is too enthusiastic)
Christian: - First of all, I would like to know how many women have you had? I'm at 2000. And my dream is to have more than the master but knowing I'm not immortal, sadly I could never break your record.
Mr Raccoon: (laughing) - Of course not... On the Mr Raccoon day, you surely know the day in my honor, it happens in all the towns in the world... So, on that day only, I fuck 2000 women and that's once a year. My usual week is around that number too. So maybe... I would say more than 100 000 approximatly. I think Joe and Mathieu Marcotte are the only two people I've never touched. They belong to Patrick and Pete, but I know if I give them the pleasure of my body, thei'rr gonna be after me for the rest of my life. And that's not good for the band's sake.
Christian nodded at the answer of Mr Raccoon but he started thinking: if I can't beat him by the numbers, maybe I can have the only two people he's never had. So I would be almost his equal... The rest of the team had no clue about the sexy evil plan of Christian.
