The next morning, Christian woke up more determined than ever to accomplish his sexy evil deeds...
He decided to work on MathieuMarcotte first. According to what he'd seen and heard, he was in love with pete... But that would'nt stop him. Christian, who was not as evil as he seemed. Tought he'd even be doing them a favor by sleeping with him. Mathieu Marcotte would finally give the womanizing musician a taste of his own medecine. He decide to meet Mathieu Marcotte and work on his plan.
Mathieu Marcotte was sitting in the Sahara desert next to Pete who was whispering in his ear.
Christian: - Hey Pete! I just saw your manager... He went that way. (said with a very bas acting voice)
Pete: - Mathieu Marcotte! Stay here! I'll take care of the manager.
Pete runs off into the distance.
Christian (thinking): hehehe... What a loser... He actually fell for it. (He sits next to Mathieu Marcotte)
Mathieu Marcotte: -Oh Christian, you're looking awfully sexy today... Are those new underwear? I like the shinny material!
Indeed, Christian had specifically picked his tightest undies to show off his biggest advantage.
Christian: -Oh thank you I'm glad you noticed...(he said with a sly grin) So... Now that I've gotten rid of Pete, my dear Mathieu Marcotte, shall we get down to business? (immediatly followed by his trademark suggestive wink)
Mathieu Marcotte: - Christian!!! Didn't Mr Raccoon tell you about the rule? No matter how sexy you are, or how big you're attributes are, we can't have sex together for the band sake. Otherwise, Joe and I would have slept with Mr Raccoon ages ago!
Christian: - Oh... Well... Maybe THIS will convince you...
Christian rummaged trough his purse (yes, he wears a purse because there are no pockets in his skin thight underwear) and pulled out a small green item that look like a leaf.
Christian: - This, my dear, is the world famous "Leaf of Lust". Ihave taken it in Mr Raccoon's belongings, it is said to increase the users attributes.
Mathieu Marcotte: - Do you know how to use it?
Christian: - Of course, it's one of the first man-whore techniques i've learned, allow me to show you.
Christian stood up and threw the leaf on himself.
Christian (screaming): - LEAF OF LUST!!!!!!!!
Christian was surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke. What he didn't know was that Mr Raccoon leaf of lust was different from the common ones he was used to; so when the cloud finally dissipated, Christian was shocked to find himself looking like a big, ugly, yellow flying worm!
Mathieu Marcotte: - Oh no!!! You used Mr Raccoon leaf of lust! (he's beginning to panic) You have to transform back to your human form! Only Mr Raccoon can handle that transformation. (Now screaming)
Another cloud of smoke appeared and Christian was backto his former self.
Christian: - So... Did my attributes seem bigger in that form?
Mathieu Marcotte: -Not really... Do big ugly yellow flying worm even have attributes?
Christian: - I'm not sure... But anyway, let's get it on! (he said while dancing stupidly)
Mathieu Marcotte: - Fine... It's time I teach Pete a lesson anyway. After I sleep with you, me and Pete will finally be even and I don't have to get mad at him anymorefor his constant pervert manners.
So that night, Christian accomplished his first goal. He then took the virginity of sensitive Mathieu Marcotte. The next day, he wpuld get Joe...
TO BE CONTINUED....
He decided to work on MathieuMarcotte first. According to what he'd seen and heard, he was in love with pete... But that would'nt stop him. Christian, who was not as evil as he seemed. Tought he'd even be doing them a favor by sleeping with him. Mathieu Marcotte would finally give the womanizing musician a taste of his own medecine. He decide to meet Mathieu Marcotte and work on his plan.
Mathieu Marcotte was sitting in the Sahara desert next to Pete who was whispering in his ear.
Christian: - Hey Pete! I just saw your manager... He went that way. (said with a very bas acting voice)
Pete: - Mathieu Marcotte! Stay here! I'll take care of the manager.
Pete runs off into the distance.
Christian (thinking): hehehe... What a loser... He actually fell for it. (He sits next to Mathieu Marcotte)
Mathieu Marcotte: -Oh Christian, you're looking awfully sexy today... Are those new underwear? I like the shinny material!
Indeed, Christian had specifically picked his tightest undies to show off his biggest advantage.
Christian: -Oh thank you I'm glad you noticed...(he said with a sly grin) So... Now that I've gotten rid of Pete, my dear Mathieu Marcotte, shall we get down to business? (immediatly followed by his trademark suggestive wink)
Mathieu Marcotte: - Christian!!! Didn't Mr Raccoon tell you about the rule? No matter how sexy you are, or how big you're attributes are, we can't have sex together for the band sake. Otherwise, Joe and I would have slept with Mr Raccoon ages ago!
Christian: - Oh... Well... Maybe THIS will convince you...
Christian rummaged trough his purse (yes, he wears a purse because there are no pockets in his skin thight underwear) and pulled out a small green item that look like a leaf.
Christian: - This, my dear, is the world famous "Leaf of Lust". Ihave taken it in Mr Raccoon's belongings, it is said to increase the users attributes.
Mathieu Marcotte: - Do you know how to use it?
Christian: - Of course, it's one of the first man-whore techniques i've learned, allow me to show you.
Christian stood up and threw the leaf on himself.
Christian (screaming): - LEAF OF LUST!!!!!!!!
Christian was surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke. What he didn't know was that Mr Raccoon leaf of lust was different from the common ones he was used to; so when the cloud finally dissipated, Christian was shocked to find himself looking like a big, ugly, yellow flying worm!
Mathieu Marcotte: - Oh no!!! You used Mr Raccoon leaf of lust! (he's beginning to panic) You have to transform back to your human form! Only Mr Raccoon can handle that transformation. (Now screaming)
Another cloud of smoke appeared and Christian was backto his former self.
Christian: - So... Did my attributes seem bigger in that form?
Mathieu Marcotte: -Not really... Do big ugly yellow flying worm even have attributes?
Christian: - I'm not sure... But anyway, let's get it on! (he said while dancing stupidly)
Mathieu Marcotte: - Fine... It's time I teach Pete a lesson anyway. After I sleep with you, me and Pete will finally be even and I don't have to get mad at him anymorefor his constant pervert manners.
So that night, Christian accomplished his first goal. He then took the virginity of sensitive Mathieu Marcotte. The next day, he wpuld get Joe...
TO BE CONTINUED....
