When they finally came out, Patrick and Pete were standing right by the door glarring angrily at Christian.
Patrick: -What do you think you're doing Joe, sleeping with this man-whore? He's more like a woman to me, crying all the time. (with an arrogant tone to Christian:) I swear if you weren't Mr Raccoon student, I would thros some cheetah urine in your face. (He says that while grabing his bottle of cheetah urine from his back pack.)
Joe: - Christian, thanks for the lesson, I really enjoyed it.... But we better go until he calms down.
Joe and Christian walked off togheter; leaving Pete with an helpless Patrick raving and screaming to himself.
Pete: - Patrick, I think it's time we show this Cristian whose attributes are most powerfull! (apparently having a plan)
Patrick (defeated): - We'll not ours... That's for sure...
Pete: Well... You may be wrong. When I first met Mr Raccoon he told me of his most dangerous attack: THE LIBIDO OF STEEL! If he agrees to teach us, we can get revenge on Christian and get our boyfriends back.
As usual, Pete's wise words saved the day.
Pete and Patrick (at the same time) : -Allright! Let's go find Mr Raccoon!
Both of them started running ti find the god of sex.
** A few minutes later**
Pete: -Ah... Mr Raccoon! We finally found you!
Mr Raccoon: -Yes... I can tell you want to ask me something. Go ahead my friend!
Pete: -Well... Patrick and I would like to know about your secret technique. (he's considerably lowering his voice... barely above a whisper:) You know... the libido of steel.
Mr Raccoon: -Oh I see... So you are seeking to master the ultimate technique? You will need training in order to perform it. But I will teach you. First, to trigger the libido of steel, you will need to combine 3 items: -->a Warm Shaggy
--> a Jar Full of Sex Toys
--> and a Leaf of Lust
Find those items and come back too see me. (he says it in an enigmatic and sexy voice and walks aways)
Patrick (annoyed) : -Great, we're we supposed to find this warm shaggy thingy?
Pete: - We should head to an african village. Maybe someone there have a warm shaggy.(obviously not knowing what he's talking about.)
Suddenly, they heard a starnge noise nearby. They went to check it out.
Patrick: - Oh Andy?!?! What are you doing here alone in the middle of the jungle? And why did you bring carrots? (he said while noticing the big package of carrots near Andy)
Andy (embarrased): - Oh these... It's nothing...Don't ask. So, what brings you guys out here?
Pete: - We're looking for a warm shaggy do you know what it is?
Andy: - Of course! A warm shaggy is a man's chest hair, I've been trying to grow one forever!
Pete (disgusted): - Eeeeeeeeew... There's no way I want to touch a man's chest hair! You do it Patrick!
Patrick: -Fine... The first man we come across, ypu knok him out with your bass guitar and I'll... Eeeeew... (He seems like he's about to vomit) Mathieu Marcotte and Joe better appreciate what we do for them.
So they waited, all night... When suddenly...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Patrick: -What do you think you're doing Joe, sleeping with this man-whore? He's more like a woman to me, crying all the time. (with an arrogant tone to Christian:) I swear if you weren't Mr Raccoon student, I would thros some cheetah urine in your face. (He says that while grabing his bottle of cheetah urine from his back pack.)
Joe: - Christian, thanks for the lesson, I really enjoyed it.... But we better go until he calms down.
Joe and Christian walked off togheter; leaving Pete with an helpless Patrick raving and screaming to himself.
Pete: - Patrick, I think it's time we show this Cristian whose attributes are most powerfull! (apparently having a plan)
Patrick (defeated): - We'll not ours... That's for sure...
Pete: Well... You may be wrong. When I first met Mr Raccoon he told me of his most dangerous attack: THE LIBIDO OF STEEL! If he agrees to teach us, we can get revenge on Christian and get our boyfriends back.
As usual, Pete's wise words saved the day.
Pete and Patrick (at the same time) : -Allright! Let's go find Mr Raccoon!
Both of them started running ti find the god of sex.
** A few minutes later**
Pete: -Ah... Mr Raccoon! We finally found you!
Mr Raccoon: -Yes... I can tell you want to ask me something. Go ahead my friend!
Pete: -Well... Patrick and I would like to know about your secret technique. (he's considerably lowering his voice... barely above a whisper:) You know... the libido of steel.
Mr Raccoon: -Oh I see... So you are seeking to master the ultimate technique? You will need training in order to perform it. But I will teach you. First, to trigger the libido of steel, you will need to combine 3 items: -->a Warm Shaggy
--> a Jar Full of Sex Toys
--> and a Leaf of Lust
Find those items and come back too see me. (he says it in an enigmatic and sexy voice and walks aways)
Patrick (annoyed) : -Great, we're we supposed to find this warm shaggy thingy?
Pete: - We should head to an african village. Maybe someone there have a warm shaggy.(obviously not knowing what he's talking about.)
Suddenly, they heard a starnge noise nearby. They went to check it out.
Patrick: - Oh Andy?!?! What are you doing here alone in the middle of the jungle? And why did you bring carrots? (he said while noticing the big package of carrots near Andy)
Andy (embarrased): - Oh these... It's nothing...Don't ask. So, what brings you guys out here?
Pete: - We're looking for a warm shaggy do you know what it is?
Andy: - Of course! A warm shaggy is a man's chest hair, I've been trying to grow one forever!
Pete (disgusted): - Eeeeeeeeew... There's no way I want to touch a man's chest hair! You do it Patrick!
Patrick: -Fine... The first man we come across, ypu knok him out with your bass guitar and I'll... Eeeeew... (He seems like he's about to vomit) Mathieu Marcotte and Joe better appreciate what we do for them.
So they waited, all night... When suddenly...
TO BE CONTINUED...
